Jump The Piplup!

nicholasdunnes:

every time i watch cr1tikal’s five nights at freddy’s playthrough i like to imagine he’s the one guy who took the job and survived and after when people are like ‘hey you worked there what was it like’ he just sorta shrugs and is like ‘the pay was shit but you don’t have to do much’ and that’s why people keep taking the job

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.
Anonymous

skittytail:

CLEAR YELLS FOR AOBAS HELP WHILE HES AT THE COMPUTER AND AOBA RUNS OVER ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT CLEAR CANT READ CAPTCHAS

popnographic:

Okay, but let’s take a moment to appreciate Noiz in normal clothing.

popnographic:

Okay, but let’s take a moment to appreciate Noiz in normal clothing.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

airyairyquitecontrary:

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

Also, bless five-year-old girls who can confidently pronounce the words ‘cybernetic enhancements’ because they’re so interested in superhero adventures that they saw no obstacle to learning anything at all to understand them better.

And can do it wearing a pink flower headband, if they feel like it.

GIRLS LIKE SUPERHEROES. GIRLS LIKE COMICS. GIRLS HAVE LIKED THESE THINGS FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO LIKE. 

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(behold, three girls and one boy avidly reading new comic books in New York City, 1947, photographed by Ruth Orkin)

What girls don’t like is when they’re patronised, and herded towards titles designed according to what grown men think girls are supposed to like, and ignored with regard to titles that those men assume are just for boys and men. What girls don’t like is not being allowed to choose for themselves what they like. 

This is not a new concept. This is noted in Chaucer. What every woman most desires is to choose her own way.

stunningpicture:

I’ll fight the 100 duck-sized horses after seeing this monster.

stunningpicture:

I’ll fight the 100 duck-sized horses after seeing this monster.