books-and-cookies:

iasus:

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

this was honestly a religious experience

sassy-echidna:

wittyusername97:

:

You.

Who answered this ask?? Why isn’t there a name wtf

God answered it; she’s telling us to kill the homophobes

blrdblue:

Final Pam voice: I take stylus and make them kiss 

lobotomybarbie:

meanplastic:

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

I’m the girl crying

lumnch:

When anyone but the mcelroys talks like the mcelroys it is absolutely unbearable. The closer they get to emulating their affectations the more it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, a phenomenon I am naming “The McElroy Valley.” In this essay I will

mixedican:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

theshittyfoodblog:

Couldn’t find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.